32 Things Laughter Does

32 things laughter does,

that you may not be aware of.

1. Lowers blood pressure

2. Increases oxygen in the body

3. Decreases anxiety

4. Burns five calories per hour

5. Decreases pain in lab mice

6. Makes brain release dopamine (sex, gambling, sex)

7. Helps immune system

8. Feels really good

9. Builds trust and rapport among people

10. Makes some women pee uncontrollably

11. Makes some women take their clothes off

12. Releases endorphins-the body’s natural pain killers

13. Makes chimps jump up and down and shake trees

14. It’s contagious

15. Improves function of blood vessels

16. Reduces road rage and feelings of anger

17. Is unavoidable when taking LSD and other hallucinogens

18. Gets men out of trouble. Second only to flowers and diamonds

19. Makes abdominal muscles hurt

20. Is the only exercise couch potato’s get

21. Makes people wonder what’s so funny

22. Draws a crowd

23. Causes explosive expulsion of food from oral cavity

24. Causes explosive expulsion of carbonated fluids through nasal cavity

25. Promotes peace and good will

26. Enables people to keep sanity

27. Has no effect on wild stampeding herd of elephants

28. Causes spontaneous flatulence during sex

29. Related to thirty-two choking deaths per year

30. Has antidepressant qualities

31. Great way to pick up chicks

32. It’s free